Taking a look at the hard issues facing this years election , we can see a winner emerging.

Ahh look at Pinkey , such a cute little pussy.

Marvin Sparks fishing classic 2004 ?

here's a vid of an Iraqi , getting his ass handed to him by the coalition of the willing. iraqiowned.mpg 2.3mb  , right click. save as . ****warning this video is graphic and it shouldn't be watched by cowards in Germany , France , Spain , and John Kerry/Dianne Feinstein, because you'll probably surrender after you've urinated yourself.

Osama in heaven.

After months of debate, the hotlick staff has come out with it's presidential endorsment.

The hotlick photojournalists have just submitted the Democratic primary pictures.

Anybody but Bush this Election !!!!

Saddam's Looking for work.

"I still want to be the candidate for guys with Confederate flags..."
— Howard Dean  . Howard's family pics.

 At the risk of turning this into a web blog ....ah fuckit, here's some funny Halloween pics

If you haven't heard, the RIAA is suing 12 year old girls and 70 year old grandpas for sharing music online . Show them how much you care with this fabulous T-shirt.

I'm a little intrigued by the Eerie, Pennsylvania bombing incident , and had a little trouble finding high resolution pictures of the bomb. Here they are.

You know you gay when ....... Not that theirs anything wrong with that.

Jesus is weeping  , or is it just me ?

Why it's good to be me

Iraqi Shiites are bitching and moaning about the coalition occupying their land . I have to agree with them , cause they got it together.

Nice French poem

A collection of children's books that adults would like to read.

A list of French products I'd encourage people not to buy .Of course supporters of brutal dictatorships , pansy asses that can't win a military conflict , and these people will probably buy in bulk .

Safety tips , incase of terrorist attack.

 Update: The trick below doesn't always work , Just go HERE for a custom search of French military victories .

1. Go to http://www.google.com
2. Type "french military victories"
3. Click "I'm Feeling Lucky"
4. Enjoy... 

What's your sign ?

Save the world from oppression , turn in a terrorist .

Steve Ballmer's monkey dance with a twist

Litlle whipper snappers got it easy

Get a couple of these birds and retire .

--> Remember the 80's ? Seems a little fuzzy here . Why they were a blur .

 As a public service announcement to all hunters during deer season . Put down the crack pipe .

This song makes me giggle , especially the end .

Funny E-mail purge:  Bank Instructions &

What's wrong with kids today ? their pictures suck .

Signs signs , everywhere signs . Get your signs here .

Friend of mine who happens to be stationed on the same boat I used to be on (cvn71) , sent this bottle of hot sauce . Should I eat it ?

PricelessMatercard1avi 2.6mb . I got dibs on her sister .

 17 Things The Perfect Girlfriend Would Say

 Why Palestinians strap bombs to their waists (right click , save as) 2.35mb mpg . I know it's old file , but it's fun to rename it according to it's relevance.

 Are you interested in stamping out online piracy ? Perhaps your a member of the temperance movement . If you believe their are virgins in heaven waiting for you when you die , let me Remind you .

 TV shows that never made it  , but should of . Id like to play temptation Ireland , and deliberately get booted (umm Guinness) .

 My new airline has solved the passenger unhappiness problem .

 Attention Palestinians !!! Next time you plan on blowing yourselves up , please wear one of  these t-shirts . I highly suggest putting something over them , as they might blow you cover .

 Disadvantaged dinosaur . I'm guessing it's the whiteysaurus disrespecting .

 Got problems in rush hour ?

 Need help with the internet ? This definitive guide will show you the ropes . Need   winders to view it though .

 Ever wonder what those online ads mean ? Decipher them here

 Lookout !! females are using a date rape drug   . Where do I find these chicks ?

 Stars without makeup

 Manshow high jinks images/Boy Beer Stand.WMV 1.8mb  . I need one of these kids in my neighborhood .

 images/kidstoned[1].mpeg 1.96mb  (right click , save as )

 Found out my dog has epilepsy last week , It's kinda freaky watching him shake around like Janet Reno . Phillip has never killed a house full of Jesus freaks though .My dog seriously has epilepsy : ) URGGGHH Phill died

 Afghan/Osama page

 Billboards Fake ones I hope

 It doesn't get any better than this  , in BFE . Gone fishing .

 stars without makeup

 Old election and Al Gore jokes

Happy Easter !